How my journey to becoming an erotic massage expert started
Everybody’s talking about me and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I am Jesse Chan, one of the most sought after erotic masseuses in the whole of London. I have massaged the world’s elite, from rich businessmen to successful entrepreneurs and premiership footballers. You could say I have ‘made it’ in the erotic world, but the path to my success hasn’t always been sweet. Allow me to tell you more…
Just over a decade ago I fitted the description of a poor student. Whilst studying at college in Beijing I worked as a housemaid at the Ritz Carlton, a plush five-star hotel in the heart of the city. Many occasions I saw gorgeous high-class escorts leaving rooms with a proud smile and wads of cash in their hand. It made me feel sad when I compared it to the measly £5 tip they left me for cleaning their room. However, I sucked it up – cleaning was only temporary whilst I studied.
The summer of 2018 saw the Olympics held in Beijing. The hotel was brimming with clientele (I’d never seen it as busy!) My workload was manic and one morning I accidentally walked in on a 30-something man wearing nothing but an unbuttoned shirt. I panicked, blushed and if my jaw could have dropped further than the floor it would! I quickly ushered myself out the room, while I felt his hand delicately touch me “You don’t have to leave” he whispered in my ear. Of course, some (or if not most) girls would find this creepy, but I found this exciting, enticing and a little bit naughty. He gazed over at the notes resting on the bedside table, as he grinned and waited for my acknowledgement. I took a deep breath and nodded, of course, I wanted to do it – this was my time to shine! We had sex for about 30 minutes, it wasn’t the best but it definitely wasn’t the worst. It was definitely worth the £150 I was given.
After, we chatted about why he was in Beijing. It turned out he was British and wasn’t just here to watch some of the Olympic Games, but was here for business too. He explained how he’d recently opened a luxurious erotic massage parlour in London and was looking for Asian escorts to work for him. He told me Oriental girls were the best and he wouldn’t settle for anything less. He gazed into my eyes and charmingly said, “there’s a job for you if you want.” It was super tempting, but I brushed it off. Obviously, I couldn’t leave Beijing, I had to study too.
About one hour later I returned to the front desk, to say my manager was furious would have been an understatement. “Where the f*** have you been?” she screeched. There was no warning, no disciplinary given, I was sacked from my dingy cleaning job on the spot. I left the hotel, reached in my pocket to grab my phone to call a cab when I felt a piece of paper. It was a note which read “If you change your mind” with a phone number and signed as Carlos. It was the man in the hotel room.
It was an off-the-cuff decision but I dialled the digits, it turned out to be the best choice I ever made. About a week later me, Carlos and other escorts cherry-picked by Carlos travelled first class to London. He treated us to unlimited champagne while explained what to expect when in London. He told us how there were lavish apartments waiting for us, where we could live all expenses paid for and rent-free. It seemed too good to be true, but he did state it was going to be tough.
What it is really like to be an erotic masseuse in London
Nothing can prepare you for life as an erotic masseuse. The days are long, the clientele can be rude and sometimes you just don’t want to have sex. You could finish working at 4 am and have another client wanting a massage with you at 10 in the morning the next day. Learning how to nap and being flexible (not just in the bedroom) is essential as a masseuse, no one wants to have sex with a zombie!
You’ve also got to have a great sex-drive and have an open-mind to having casual sex. If the thought of sleeping with hundreds of men makes you feel a bit sick, then erotic massaging is not for you. When you work for a parlour, around 30 per cent of your massage earnings are taken to cover the costs and time of the session being arranged, for the room you use and your living expenses. However, the money you make from extras is entirely your own. Therefore, if you want to make the big bucks then supplying extras is a must. Some are as simple as French kissing and roleplay, whilst others are much more daring, these being prostate massage and rimming. The naughtier the extras you offer, the more money you will make. It’s a good job I’m super kinky!
I quickly learnt that you also need to have thick-skin and not take things to heart. Of course, some clients are proper gentlemen, whilst others have vulgar vocabulary. “Can I f*** you hard?”, “Show me your c***” and “Will you be my bitch?” Believe me, I’ve had them all. Whilst you have to learn to take it on the chin, self-control is also super important. If a client is extremely rude and says something horrible, do not tolerate it. They wouldn’t be rude to someone cutting their hair or serving them drinks – so what gives them the right to be disrespectful to a masseuse? If a client was exceptionally ill-mannered on more than one occasion, I would black-list them. Life is too short for spending time with horrible men.
The majority of the time being an erotic masseuse is super fun and exciting, no two days are ever the same! It has also given me the opportunity to have many once-in-a-lifetime experiences. I have travelled the world, stayed in some of the most exclusive hotels and dined at the most prestigious restaurants.
During my 10 years working as an erotic masseuse, I have built up a big clientele. Once you’ve had a massage with me you’ll never look back! One of my clients said to me I’m like a packet of upmarket chocolate, once you’ve had one you just cannot say no to more. I am a goddess of seduction and have worked hard to perfect by tantalising talents over the last decade. As well as attending to clients at Carlos’ lavish Marylebone salon I also am super busy doing outcall across London. I go anywhere from five-star hotels in Heathrow, to plush apartments and houses in some of the most exclusive postcodes in the city centre. When you say my name to a group of gentlemen in London, they’ll certainly know who I am. I am living the high-life and I wouldn’t have it any other way!
Come and experience my sensual services – I’m sure to blow more than just your mind! Call my friendly booking agent today to arrange your session by calling 07769005359.
